Neighborhood Barber

A guy walks into his neighborhood barbershop and asks the barber, “When can you take me?”

The barber looks around the shop, counting the customers already waiting there and finally tells the man to come back in about two hours.

“OK!” says the guy, and walks out of the shop.

The next day the same gentleman walks into the barbershop and again asks the barber, “When can you cut my hair?”

The barber checks the shop again and tells the man to come back in one and a half hours. And again the man leaves the shop and does not return for the appointment. This goes on for a month until one day the barber tells his friend “Man, this guy is really weird. Every day he comes in, asks when I’m free to cut his hair, and after I tell him he leaves and doesn’t come back. I’m curious. Can you follow him and see where he goes?”

After an hour the barber’s friend returns almost bursting with laughter.

“So, where does he go?” asks the barber.

And the friend says, “To see your wife!”