Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Egyptian Viagra

An American tourist takes his wife for vacation in Egypt. During their travels through Cairo they wonder through a street market, where a local merchant offers the American some Viagra - illegal in Egypt - for $100 a pill.

"A hundred dollars???", says the American incredulously. "You've got to be kidding me. No way. It's not worth it."

"I will sell it to you for $50", says the merchant.

"It's not worth it. Thanks but no thanks", says the American.

"OK, OK. I give you good price. I will sell it to you for $25", says the merchant.

"No. It's not worth it. But, thank you for being persistent", says the American.

"Wait!" says the merchant. "I'll sell it for $10! It must be worth $10!!!"

"Well", says the American, "it's a very good price, I'm sure. But it's my wife that's not worth it...."

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